Top 3 injuries so far...

I really don´t know why, but since I entered Thailand I got the "funniest" injuries so far in my life. Just to give you a little overview:
Place 3:
The broken toe

I just hid it against a chair... After a Thai massage it stopped hurting :D But it is still broke I can tell by touching.

Place 2:
Smashed finger nail

I wanted to close a wooden door, but not totally. The door wanted... Result after 5 weeks.

Place 3:
The Indian alien
Stadium one:

Stadium two: